Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Okay THAT was funny.

Granted, try craigslist, where you buy a nice drysuit for $75 with 300 tiny pinholes.

Wish I owned stock in duct tape.

 

[shawn1970]

granted. shame it happend just as they filed bankruptcy.

wish some one would give me $10.00 tax free for each post on this site.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, but your wife gets it all in the divorce.

Wish I had some food in the house.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's cat food.

Wish I had a nickle for every time.....

 

[The_Ghost]

granted. you get a nickle for for everytime, but due to the change of currency nickles are now worthless and hold no leagle contender for money

wish that I could surf on whales.

 

[augk]

Granted but only with killer whales during a feeding frenzy.

I wish I could go diving this week.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's in the NorthWest passage in a 3mm.

Wish I had some ice cream.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but it's melted and slushy.

Wish month-long holidays didn't seem to be over so quickly.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, you now have to work thru all your month long hoilays and it feels like they drag on forever


wish that everyone on SB got a free BCD and regulator from their favorite brand.

 

[Didje]

Granted, but someone forgot to mention scuba in there so everyone gets a Bad Conduct Discharge and a muppet of a British Naval Police Officer (i.e member of the Royal Navy Regulating Branch - thank you, wikipedia).

Wish I was in Roatan right now.