Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted, from now on you'll sleep two hours a day.

Wish global warming would stop.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted - the sun has burned out, and all life will freeze shortly

Wish garden weeds could be composted into gasoline

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but now only electric cars are produced.

Wish airfares were cheaper.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, but they charge $100 for every piece of luggage.

Wish my car was clean.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted - but it does not run

Wish Saturday Night Live was funny again

 

[ohmdiver]

Wish Saturday Night Live was funny again

Granted but it is only in re-runs of the Original "Not Ready For Prime Time" Players...

with or without Chevy Chase....


I wish for a Bass-o-matic....

 

[bhalah]

Granted but you always blow a fuse when you turn it on.

Wish I could go diving every day.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but only in a bathtub

I wish bhalah enjoys the unlimited bottom time...

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but I can't find my snorkel.

Wish I could find my snorkel

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the mouth piece taste like an old bootie smells...

I wish bhalah doesn't mind the taste....