Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, you are now the proud owner of "The Pet Dragon: A Story about Adventure, Friendship, and Chinese Characters" by Christoph Niemann.

Wish I had an iPhone 4.

Granted you get no reception and it becomes a over priced Ipod with a monthly fee.
I wish i had a boat so i can go diving on my own time
 
Granted your brand new boat is parked outside my house in Ireland. you can use it whenever you like shes a beauty,just hop on a plane and come on over.

I wish my cat would stop treating my like her personal slave

PS can I borrow your boat.
 
Granted, she has ten kittens and now you're the personal servant to eleven cats with attitudes.

Wish I hadn't broken my foot.
 
Granted, your foot is fine. You just have to find that tiger shark that bit it off.

Wish I could find my dive computer's manual.
 
Granted, it's on the dive boat, which just got sold to a company in Greenland.

Wish, uh.... well since I'm working and happy...I'll have a coke.
 
Granted. just as you go to reach for it you knock it over and it spills out all over your work and now you have to start over again.

I wish my wife was already certified so we could be diving this weekend.
 
Granted your wife has just been certified....... to a mental institution. she goes "diving" everyweekend on the titanic with Elvis and a tank full of candyfloss.

I wish i didn't have go into work this evening
 
Granted, cause you were just fired.

Wish I could think of the ultimate wish.....
 
Granted. But wishing it causes Armageddon, so you don't get to enjoy it for long.

wish it was easier to get out of bed!
 
Granted, but now you have trouble buckling up the straps holding you in your vertical bed so you keep falling out.

Wish I never sleep in again.
 

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