Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted, Steve is now tasked with memorizing this entire thread as a living back-up in case SB ever has a meltdown again

I wish I knew how to have fun....

 

[augk]

granted start with two blondes some drinks and.............

i hope ohm finds two blondes to have fun with

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but ohm's wife is pissed.....

I wish my wife would aim her shotgun a bit higher....

 

[wstein]

granted, but she blows ohm's man boobs off

I wish ohm didn't run around without a shirt on...flashing everyone his man boobs

 

[Riley Hall]

granted only if a bigger guy ran around flashing his man boobs.

I wish summer break would last longer

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you break every bone in your body , one at a time therefore making the summer cast itch last forever

I wish Riley wasn't always bitching about the itch....

 

[wstein]

granted, instead he complains about the rash

I wish they made a cream for Rily's rash

 

[augk]

grated it called tequila now riley feels nothing

i hope riley can hold down the tequila

 

[wstein]

granted, he does until he gets into Augks car and does some donuts in the parking lot, then he has a horrible case of the ralphs

I wish Riley didn't puke everywhere in Augks car...including the glove box

 

[augk]

granted he hits the head instead


I wish I had a car that could do donuts. (corvett maybe)