Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted Sand is now beyond reproach

I wish sand was a better sport...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, sand is now a sport, and gravel is an extreme sport.

I wish I had some concrete...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you accidentally make yourself some cement shoes

I wish Bry is wearing scuba gear when he goes swimming with the fishes...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is a rebreather with an 18 hour capacity...

I wish I had a hammer...

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is one of those tiny plastic toy hammers

I wish I had some dynamite for Divers cement shoes

 

[Giggi]

granted, but you have nothing with which to detonate it

I wish for nothing but good things to happen to everyone reading this message today.

 

[wstein]

granted, all who read have happy things happen to them, but those who don't read this thread...get bitten by a rabid squirrel

I wish the squirrel that is running around biting everyone doesn't have rabies

 

[Giggi]

Granted..it's not rabies. It just got into some pop rocks, but now the squirrels are all rioting and looking for more pop rocks, which, as it turns out, is like crack to squirrels.

I wish I had permission to use a taser on mean people at work.

 

[wstein]

granted, but they can tazz back

I wish gigi wasn't tazzer happy

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted she is now her new fetish is to spray chicken hawks with pepper spray

I wish wstien didn't like to be peeper srayed...