Corrupt-a-Wish

[DavidPT40]

Granted, but you do it while you have a bad case of the shakes.

I wish I could see a Sperm Whale and a Killer Whale fight to the death.

 

[ToriZ]

THey do, but the whale police pick you up for inciting a riot... your sentenced to 50 years in Moby dick. He spits you out (taste reasons) with such force you punch a hole in the U.S.S. Nimitz and the Navy puts you in the brig for damaging federal property. While there you find a cell mate that was asked and did tell and is waiting on discharge...

I wish K-Hey would stop playing "anyway"

 

[ohmdiver]

granted now he plays "because"

I wish that I could fly a B-17 fully loaded and create dive sites

 

[ToriZ]

Yeah but the dept of Homeland Security finds out and has the CIA throw you into one of those "black" prisions in other countries that the media wouldn't shut up about and your body is never found...

I wish my radio had a bigger antenna...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted now your raido is smaller giving the appearance of a larger antenna

I wish I could control time

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now Hiro from Heroes, and are always squinting like you are constipated.

I wish ohm had some flaxseed...

 

[wstein]

granted, but he chugs down an entire bottle while visiting you. unfortunately your out of toilet paper.


I wish ohm hadn't used divers towels while he was in the bathroom

 

[ohmdiver]

granted I use his pillow cases

I wish I could have normal BM's again

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but your normal is every hour..

I wish we could find something else to corrupt other than this..

 

[wstein]

granted....we corrupt sandshaker instead

I wish sandshaker wasn't so corruptable