Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted, but both are really bloody

I wish the PETA people would stop wearing leather....

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, now they ware only peanut shells and now they are chased all over by minature elephants with little tusk.

I wish the minature elephants catch all those PETA people!

 

[wstein]

granted, they catch the ones that have allergic reactions to peanuts.

I wish the PETA's having the seizures from the peanuts would hold still long enough for the tiny elephants to hit them with their miniature tusk

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but the miniature tusk act like tiny accupuncture needles and by a weird happenstance cure the peta people of the peanut allergies.

I wish the peta people didn't look like they have chicken poxs

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now they look like they are the filling in a Gyro sandwich

I wish Peta Pitas weren't so pitiful!

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Pete's PETA PITAS become all the rage. And Now everyone must have one.

I hope the Hannible Lector School for starving artist don't rush the place....

 

[wstein]

granted, they instead come over to have dinner at your place

I hope ohm brought enough for all the hannibal lector straving artist to eat.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, they have all converted to chicken hawks

I wish they didn't like the jello so much...

 

[wstein]

granted they live chicken instead, because they are chicken hawks!!

I wish ohm didn't come dressed as a big chicken

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, ohm doesn't come dressed

I wish I remembered to shave...