Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but ohm gets sent back the the 4th grade to learn to speel


I wish ohm would stop being the playground bully

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is now the playground monitor.

I wish Ohm didn't get kicked in the shins so often...

 

[wstein]

granted, he gets kick in his who-who's instead

i wish ohm would stop talking with a high pitched voice

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, he quits talking all together to everyone's relief.

I wish ohm would get a new wetsuit, that one smells like digested chicken hawk..

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted my new wet suit smells like rc helicopter fuel...

I wish Heli would stop sniffing my butt...

 

[wstein]

granted, he instead sniffs your arm pits

I wish heli wouldn't pass out everytime he sniffs ohms arm pits

 

[sandshaker]

Granted every time he passes out, He mysteriously wakes in your bed, it is a battle that you will never defeat!

I wish that steiny had a bigger bed!

 

[wstein]

granted, and I keep waking up to different super model women each morning

I wish I could wake up to multiple super model women in my bead each morning

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but they are super model from Crispy Creme calenders

I wish there is room in steins bed for all that flesh

 

[Giggi]

granted, but the bed collapses on itself in a mass of quivering Krispy Kreme models, but fortunately stein survives the crash

I wish there was no such thing as Krispy Kreme