Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, stein gets involved with a square-dance troupe instead, and gets him some boots and a white hat.

I wish those faux-mother-of-pearl snap buttons on his westernwear weren't so gaudy...

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, stein gets involved with a square-dance troupe instead, and gets him some boots and a white hat.

I wish those faux-mother-of-pearl snap buttons on his westernwear weren't so gaudy...

Granted, but they are now so dull that hes swapped to gaudy rhinestones:14:

I wish stein would wear a tu tu instead

 

[wstein]

granted, but Diving Doc wears one with me

I wish diving doc would stop trying to touch his toes when he is wearing his tu tu

 

[Bryan]

Granted... he tries to touch your toes instead.

I wish I could gouge my eyes out...

 

[wstein]

granted, but you gouge them out with Bob's toes

I wish Diver didn't get toe fungus in his gouged out eye sockets

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the toe fungus comes into contact with a radioactive meteorite, and becomes a sentient being, wreaking havoc wherever it goes.

I wish that wstein wasn't directly in the path of the havoc being wreaked by the radioactive toe fungus spider creature......

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it misses him by 15-1/2 inches to his left

I wish stein wasn't standing 15-1/2 inches to Divers right

 

[Bryan]

granted it misses him by 15-1/2 inches to his left

I wish stein wasn't standing 15-1/2 inches to Divers right

Granted, but this is Bizzaro-world, where everything is backwards, and Ohm was standing 15-1/2 inches to wstein's left.

I wish Ohm doesn't decide he wants to wear the toe-fungus radioactive spider venom suit...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted ohm discovers a giant can of raid and kills all radioactive toe-fungus and spiders.

I wish sand liked my jokes....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but she is now your employee, and laughs at all of your jokes.

I wish Ohm didn't get too upset when Sand glues quarters to the floor near his office.