Corrupt-a-Wish

[dive-class101]

granted but now they last for 30 years and he is an old old man.

I wish I had a dry suit

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but there is a leak that open up at 5 meters.

I wish dive class didn't have a leak.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now her bladder cannot empty, and she is on the verge of explosion.

I wish someone can solve that problem, pronto!

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But this problem is solved and now there are 10 to take it's place..

I wish it was not raining, it would cool off, and humidity would go down to at least 85%

 

[Scuba St3ve]

Granted, It starts to snow, but its a dry snow so the humidity would drop below 85%.
I wish global warming would stop so it would stop snowing in FL.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but FL is covered in dust storms.

I wish the local FL dive sites weren't like quicksand.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted, but now all the local FL dive sites are full of red tide and vis of 6 inches, and no sea-life anywhere to be seen.

I wish my sinus infection would go away so I could dive next week.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but your sinus infection treatment created the awful side effect of the Sandshaker Bouyant Ankle Syndrome where your ankles float on the surface.

I wish St. Louis wasn't so cloudy today.

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, I just sent you Ernesto!

I wish for Ernesto to bother someone else (but not cause any damage either) and not ruin my dive Saturday

 

[erparamedic]

Granted, but your diving day winds up postponed due to some mysterious sea-monster sightings in the area...

I wish my work day was done.