Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but he washes his hands in the tub you're rinsing your dive gear in, and a colony de funque begins to grow all over everything.

I wish santafejoe's dive gear would get locked into the biosphere before it is too late for us all!

 

[santafejoe]

Granted all my gear is now locked up in the Biosphere everyone is safe.

I wish to get more gear soon.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but all you can afford is a Like Used Walrus PVC & Duct Tape BC and Wstein Garden Hose Exacto 3 Bubble Regulator, and the sandshaker Cardboard Zoomer fins.

I wish santafejoe's dive buddies didn't laugh at him

 

[wstein]

granted, they instead snicker and giggle

i wish santafe's friends didn't have girly laughs

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, they have high pitched laughs that hurt your ears and prevent you from diving for the day.

I wish santafejoe had some earplugs to protect his ears

 

[wstein]

granted, but they used to be plugs for other parts of the body.

I wish santafe would wash his ears

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, he washes his ears with DiverBry's footbath.

I wish santafejoe's ears didn't develop fungus.

PS: glad to know I was missed

 

[sandshaker]

Granted.. Instead He developed the ear excretion of tree sap the only cure is for scubamike to dr. him using bare hands....

I wish the word excretion was never invented .... (it's just not right) :shakehead

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but as a result the person *cough sandshaker* who brought it up has involuntary spasms of standing on her head.

I wish sandshaker had better controll of her legs and not kick people

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted but now she has 4 arms and all 8 hands are wrapped around ScubaMike's neck and can't let go

I wish we could get on track with some other types of corruptions