Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, Ernesto makes landfall in Indianapolis, IN and ruins erparamedics dives.

I wish erparamedic doesn't get shaken too badly by Ernesto.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. it turns heads towards scubamike and he rides it out to sea...

I wish scubamike to be safe as he is ridden out to sea

 

[santafejoe]

Granted scuba mike is safe and sound after his long ride out to sea.

I wish for Ernesto to pay a visit to sandshaker.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted scubamike is safe during the ride but when the storm stopped scuba mike was dropped from an altitude of 500 feet and lands on an uncharted island were he can only find an old cocnut raidio that doesn't work.

I wish scuba mike doesn't freak out when he finds those seven skeletons

edit...damn santefe joe beat me while I was typing

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he passes out from heat exhaustion before he finds them.

I wish the television crew for Survivor would find ScubaMike and make him the Red team's tribal leader.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but all reality programs are cancelled forever. But not before Scuba mike waste 14.5 minutes of his fame...

I wish reality tv would dry up and blow away!!!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now ScubaMike has .5 minutes of fame left, and he is steamed there is no more reality T.V., so he comes up with the concept of Unreality T.V., where cameras are brought into ordinary people's homes with no script, agenda, or warning.

I wish watching people watch T.V. about people watching T.V. wasn't so exhilirating.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted DiverBry the TV cameras are in your home live for everyone to see . But the only problem no one is Watching tv tonight.

I wish DiverBry would really get his own TV show soon.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is diaper changing speed week

I wish some one would take care of all those diapers

 

[santafejoe]

Granted ohmdiver you got the Job.

I wish ohmdiver to wash his hands after changing all those dirty diapers.