Corrupt-a-Wish

[hazmatmess]

Granted, you do not have to work the rest of this week or next; you lost your job and there is no more unemployment to support you.

I wish my farts smell like roses.

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted but now when ever you fart people run up to smell your rear.

I wish weekends were 3 days and not 2.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you must work 60 hr/ weeks

I wish scuba mike wouldn't make tcm work so much at the biosphere

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he allows him to play, but the self-sustaining balance of the biosphere is disrupted, and green algae quickly coats the all surfaces of the biosphere, causing tcm to spontaneously mutate in the the SwampThing.

I wish ScubaMike knew what he would run into when he checks the biosphere late one moonless night...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but scuba mike is convinced it is the TOXIC Avenger and enters anyways

I wish I could remember the combination to the biosphere so I can see the look on scuba mikes face when he relizes that it is not clean freak Toxic avenger

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you turn in to the ToxicAvenger when you get in.

I wish ScubaMike could run away from Toxic Avenger and the SwampThing before they mildew his BC bladder...

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but Scuba mike did take off with both of them and also found a beatiful faceless lady on the way.

I wish i could break into the Biosphere and check it out without getting caught.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you are now the Green Malenshi's clone.

Now that scubamike and the Toxic Avenger are getting along so well, I hope the faceless lady makes friends with the Green Malenshi clone so he is not so lonely.

 

[JDog]

Granted, but it will cost you and arm and a leg.

I wish I was wize.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are wiser than the Tootsie Pop Owl, but you always crunch it after only three licks.

I wish JDog's Tootsie Pops lasted longer.