Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but they involve motor oil, spurs, jumper cables and midgets

I wish my mind hadn't slipped in the gutter on that last corruption

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, it gets dragged down by the Sludge Monster and is all gooey.

I wish sludge didn't build up in wstein's ears.

 

[dive-class101]

Granted but it's too late he has been turned into a super villan worthy of being batman's greatest enemy...

I wish I was bat girl..

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but batman is not bruce wayne, he's 300lb fat guy with a costume fetish

I wish dive-class had better luck befriending superheros

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, you hang upside down, are as nearsighted as Mr. Magoo, and have wings too small to allow you to fly.

I wish for Batman to give super villan wstein a BIFF! POW! and a WHAM!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but batman is not bruce wayne, he's 300lb fat guy with a costume fetish

I wish dive-class had better luck befriending superheros

Granted, she befriends Arthur from The Tick in the unemployment line.

I wish she would call me.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted who ever she is tried to call you but your phone was out of service to bad.
I wish Scuba mike would learn to pay his Phone Bill on time and not with a RUBBER CHECK.

 

[ScubaMike05]

:lol:

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it is a silicone check, so it still bounces, but it lasts longer.

I wish I had an apple pie.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is crabapple pie

i wish that the spurs wearing, jumper cables clamped, (attached at the nipples) motor oil drenched singing polka dancing trapezee swinging cowgirls would stay away from scuba mikes borrowed gear or diverbry's pie...