Corrupt-a-Wish

ch0ppersrule · Mar 30, 2006

granted, it is your only day off for the rest of the year

i wish i wasn't so tired so I could pack more household goods

Taniwha · Mar 31, 2006

Granted, but you're now in jail as the cops caught you packing all your neighbor's household goods.

I wish I had a housekeeper!

Bratface · Mar 31, 2006

Granted, but he's a cross-dresser who likes to use your razor to shave his legs.

I wish someone would cook breakfast for me.

freediver · Mar 31, 2006

Bratface:
Granted, but he's a cross-dresser who likes to use your razor to shave his legs.

I wish someone would cook breakfast for me.

Granted, but he's a cross-dresser who likes to use your razor to scramble your eggs.

I wish for baseball season to hurry and get here!

SCUBAJENNIFER · Mar 31, 2006

freediver:
Granted, but he's a cross-dresser who likes to use your razor to scramble your eggs.

I wish for baseball season to hurry and get here!

Granted! But all players except 10 are banned for steroid use...It's going to be a long season!!

I wish I got paid more!

Giggi · Mar 31, 2006

Granted, but now you have to put in 100 hour workweeks.

I wish it were 5:00 already!

Ian T · Mar 31, 2006

Granted: time has stopped for you. You will always be leaving work forever...

I wish my wife would dive more often with me...

fishb0y · Mar 31, 2006

Ian T:
Granted: time has stopped for you. You will always be leaving work forever...

I wish my wife would dive more often with me...

Granted... but now your wife dives more than you.

I wish I wasn't a cross-dresser who used Bratface's razor to scramble eggs (too funny!)

Bratface · Mar 31, 2006

Granted. Now you're a hard-bodied pool boy who shaves Bratface's legs daily.

I wish I was sitting by the pool right now.

tndonor · Mar 31, 2006

Granted, you have a chase lounge puuled up to the pol table at Luckys Tavern

I wish I could never get DCS