Corrupt-a-Wish

[freediver]

Granted, but if you wish in one hand in spit in the other, which hand is full? You're still going home and not diving!

I wish people would realize that Jim Lockwood (not Jacques Cousteau) was the original inventor of SCUBA.

Granted but as it turns out Jim and Jacques are the same fellow, he's been deceiving people for years. Scuba doesn't really exist!
I wish for a t-bone steak.

 

[Ishie]

Granted, but it's a t-rex steak, and he wants it back!

I wish I were a scuba doc.

 

[robnyc03]

granted, your a scuba doc. too bad your the only one in the world. everyone needs your help. try getting some sleep.

I wish I could eat free at every Burger King in the world.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted, your a scuba doc. too bad your the only one in the world. everyone needs your help. try getting some sleep.

I wish I could eat free at every Burger King in the world.

Granted! But have you see "Supersize It"???

I wish I had time to go to the gym everyday!

 

[freediver]

Granted! But have you see "Supersize It"???

I wish I had time to go to the gym everyday!

Granted but you pass by an ice cream parlor on the way. You end up gaining three times more weight then you lose!

I wish people would just accept me and all my faults.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you are accepted. However, according to the government's new "fault tax", you owe them over $3,000,000. (Man, you gotta do some personal growth work!)

I wish I could fulfill ScubaJen's "perfect man" wish.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted, you are accepted. However, according to the government's new "fault tax", you owe them over $3,000,000. (Man, you gotta do some personal growth work!)

I wish I could fulfill ScubaJen's "perfect man" wish.

Granted...you are a now a subserviant unich.

I wish I had a 24 hr paid for 40 hr at my normal salary workweek

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted...you are a now a subserviant unich.

I wish I had a 24 hr paid for 40 hr at my normal salary workweek

Granted!! You already have that! You spend at least that much on the MOF thread!

I wish I had a puppy!

 

[Giggi]

Granted!! You already have that! You spend at least that much on the MOF thread!

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted, but it's a Great Dane and it eats all of your furniture while you're at work.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

 

[photohikedive]

Granted, but it's a Great Dane and it eats all of your furniture while you're at work.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

they went away, and were replaced by a pack of yipping chihuahuas

I wish I had a pack of yipping chihuahuas in my head