Corrupt-a-Wish

freediver · Mar 30, 2006

Logiconor:
Granted, but the pay is so awful you cant afford a loaf of bread every day.

I wish it was july right now so i could start my OW course...

Granted, but your Ocelot Waxing course doesn't go as expected. You'll be in the hospital for another week.

I wish money DID buy happiness!

SteveDiver · Mar 30, 2006

Granted. You cannot afford it.

I wish we had 3 day weekends

tndonor · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but you only get 3 days for a weekend per month.

I wish our local quarry would heat up to say 70 degrees

Logiconor · Mar 30, 2006

Granted... in Centegrade!

I wish i had no homework to do......

SteveDiver · Mar 30, 2006

Granted because you were dropped down to Kindergarten.

I wish for cheap gas

freediver · Mar 30, 2006

SteveDiver:
Granted because you were dropped down to Kindergarten.

I wish for cheap gas

Granted, it's an unfortunate side effect of eating all those cheap burritos.

I wish I could find shoes to fit my size 14 wide feet.

Logiconor · Mar 30, 2006

Granted, Pink Stilettos

I wish It was sunnier

SteveDiver · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but it won't stop snowing

I wish that Texas had great dive sites

neophyte · Mar 30, 2006

SteveDiver:
Granted but it won't stop snowing

I wish that Texas had great dive sites

Granted, but you live in Montana.

I wish I was diving right now.

SteveDiver · Mar 30, 2006

Granted but your in your bathtub

I wish I didn't have to work out!