Corrupt-a-Wish

[tndonor]

Granted, but its the last one and its on display at the Smithsonian.

I wish all dive gear cost one dollar

 

[justleesa]

Granted...but your salary is now 0.0002¢ an hour

I hope we won't be sitting in the mud at the concert on Saturday

 

[tndonor]

Granted, you will be laying in it.

I wish my fiance would overcome here fear of lake diving

 

[justleesa]

Granted, you will be laying in it.

BAAAHHH!!!! :rofl:

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted, you will be laying in it.

I wish my fiance would overcome here fear of lake diving

Granted however she meets another man at the lake and runs off....

I wish for immigration reform

 

[Giggi]

Granted, it's now much easier to move to Canada.

I wish I were taking a hot bubble bath!

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted Howard Stern is waiting in the tub for you ..

I wish I would never age

 

[justleesa]

Granted, you are 80 years old and will live forever.

I wish Howard Stern wasn't waiting for Giggi in the tub, but a handsome hunk of her dreams

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted but he has E.D.

I wish to go on an African Safari next year...

 

[freediver]

Granted but he has E.D.

I wish to go on an African Safari next year...

Granted but it wipes out your life savings.

Man, I wish I had a 15 minute breath hold.