Corrupt-a-Wish

[freediver]

Granted but your in your bathtub

I wish I didn't have to work out!

Granted, but your cardiopathologist really wishes you would.

I wish these dang pink stilletos didn't make me look so fat!

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted. You are...

I wish that Hawaii was closer

 

[Diver Dennis]

Granted but there is raw sewage in the Ala Wai!

I wish I could breath underwater...

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted but there is raw sewage in the Ala Wai!

I wish I could breath underwater...

Granted!! But you can longer see!!

I wish I had my own liveaboard!

 

[Logiconor]

Granted, but thes a hobo living aboard!

I wish it wasnt so late over here

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted. So you must go to bed for school in the morning... Homework done??

I wish I had a cook.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but thes a hobo living aboard!

I wish it wasnt so late over here

Granted!! But now it's really early in the morning and you've had NO sleep...the people you work with will now only refer to you as Mr. Cranky Pants!!!

I wish there was no hobo living on my liveaboard!!

 

[Logiconor]

(in reply to SteveDiver)
Granted, but he hates you and laces your lovely food with cyanide

I wish i lived somewhere more interesting

 

[freediver]

Granted, but he hates you and laces your lovely food with cyanide

I wish i lived somewhere more interesting

Granted but you soon lose interest.

I wish my electric bill wasn't so high.

 

[Bratface]

Granted, the electric company cut off your services.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.