Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taniwha]

Granted, but your name is Houdini, and something's gone terribly wrong with those handcuffs!

I wish I could have stayed in Miami for another week.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but it was Miami, Arizona (very small town with NOTHING to do and NOTHING around)

i wish we could afford to hire real movers to pack our stuff up

 

[almitywife]

granted - but they move it right across the country into a container heading to Bosnia

I wish i had a tim tam right now

 

[freediver]

granted - but they move it right across the country into a container heading to Bosnia

I wish i had a tim tam right now

Granted, but the cuboid chocolate biscuit you hoped for turns out to be something the dog left behind.

I wish I had three more wishes.

 

[Bratface]

Granted, but your three wishes come with a complimentary box of cuboid chocolate buscuits that you must eat before your wishes come true.

I wish I pass my DM test tonight.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, you're now a Dungeon Master. Enjoy your complimentary Dungeons and Dragons guide books.

I still wish this migraine would go away.

 

[tndonor]

Granted, you leave your migraine and now you are in te painted desert.

Thanks for the feedback on the stregthening tip

Wish I ahad a new Dodge 2500 Diesel.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but the 2500 diesel is actually the estimated fill up price per tank.

i wish the sun would stay out today and dry everything out (39 days straight rain -on and off of course- and it is coming our way again)

 

[tndonor]

Granted, everything included the oceans dry up, life on Earth ceases.

Wish I got payed to play instead of work

 

[Logiconor]

Granted, but the pay is so awful you cant afford a loaf of bread every day.

I wish it was july right now so i could start my OW course...