Corrupt-a-Wish

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but it's the same mask The Gimp wore in Pulp Fiction.

Wish CD didn't get his tongue stuck in the zipper.

 

[BettyRubble]

ROFL OMG ROFL You guys are seriously demented!!!! I like that!!!

Granted instead it's stuck in SD's snorkel.

Wish SD's snorkel wasn't the dry kind

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, instead it's this kind: (image not available due to TOS restrictions)

I wish we didnt have some of these TOS restrictions.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted, instead the TOS decisions are made by a committee of 12 nuns and SB gets very boring

Sure wish CD didn't like the nuns beating him with the rulers

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but he foolishly tells the nuns that he doesn't like the rulers, so they continue to beat him with rulers

Wish CD didn't go Hulk on those poor nuns

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. You wouldnt like him when he's angry. Instead he goes postal.

I wish I didn't suddenly look like Newman and talk like Cliff Claven.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Cheers.

Granted, instead you look like Kevin Costner, but your movie career is over.

Wish CD could get a casting tryout for something... anything... even the Hobbit movie.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted .. . now he's a hobbit with an 8foot hose and none of the female hobbits will get near him . . actually they can't get near him.

Wish CD wasn't so lonely

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, BettyRubble and her 12,000 midgets move in with him, and cook and clean house (and his hoses) for him.

Wish BettyRubble wasn't trying to "clean" CD's hose all the time.

 

[Cave Diver]

Denied! CD needs a maid!

I just wish she didnt look so much like Alice on the Brady Bunch.