Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted. CD has built up a tolerance from years and years of poptart eating.

I wish Betty good luck when the men in white coats come to haul her away to the padded room because of her excessively maddening giggle.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted as it turns out one of the men in white coats is a chippendale dancer who recently retired to pursue his life long dream of scuba diving the top 50 dive sites in the world and needs a pop-tart loving, chocolate fantic with a penchant for snips to dive with him . . .

Wish CD, DSM and SD weren't so jealous of BR as green is not a very becoming color on them

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted as it turns out one of the men in white coats is a chippendale dancer who recently retired to pursue his life long dream of scuba diving the top 50 dive sites in the world and needs a pop-tart loving, chocolate fantic with a penchant for snips to dive with him . . .

Wish CD, DSM and SD weren't so jealous of BR as green is not a very becoming color on them

Granted, although CD looks HOTTTT in green, it matches his eyes.

I wish the ex-Chippendale hadn't already found a pop-tart loving, chocolate fanatic with a penchant for snips before he met Betty.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, although CD looks HOTTTT in green, it matches his eyes.

I wish the ex-Chippendale hadn't already found a pop-tart loving, chocolate fanatic with a penchant for snips before he met Betty.

Granted, but he really just took BettyRubble along because he needed someone to carry his gear as he refuses to "Dive Tampa"

Wish BettyRubble had worked out more instead of sitting on her neoprene eating PopTarts.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but she only works out her "snipping hand."

I wish Betty's forearms didnt look like this now:

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead her thighs do

Wish BR had some pepsi or chocoate in the house - she's jonesing

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, Betty has plenty of both. But now, not even this can stop the rapid expansion of Betty's thighs as all the chocolate and pepsi flow straight to them.

I wish Betty wasn't starting to resemble another cartoon character so much.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, Betty has plenty of both. But now, not even this can stop the rapid expansion of Betty's thighs as all the chocolate and pepsi flow straight to them.

I wish Betty wasn't starting to resemble another cartoon character so much.

Granted, it turns out chocolate is healthy for you (according to BettyRubble), so she now looks like this:


Wish CD could get his eyes back in his head.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. But my tongue is another matter.

Wish Betty wasn't so taken with my tongue.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. But my tongue is another matter.

Wish Betty wasn't so taken with my tongue.

Granted, she is taken with your nose:




Wish CD could find a mask for that snozz