Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted you never have contact with anyone ever again to avoid rashes...

I wish Heli would check profiles before cross gendering people...
(sorry steel, heli means well, well sort of well, this is corrupt a wish afterall...)

 

[wstein]

heli does check profiles...however he still crosses people up

I wish Ohm hadn't brought $400 in $1's for Bob the midget pole dancer, we are going to be here for hours

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, he bought $400 in 5 cent peices

I wish ohm wasnt there for days!!

 

[wstein]

granted, he is arrested and taken away for throwing handfuls of nickels at bob

I wish bob wasn't in the same jail cell as ohm

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but now they share the house next door to you

I wish OHM and bob wouldnt keep wstein awake all night

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, wstein has Diving Doc, peirce wstein's eardrums to keep from hearing the noises at night so wstein and Diving Doc can sleep. (Why doesn;t the noise bother Diving Doc?)

I wish 'Bob" is the Stage name for my Cathrine Zeta Jones look-a-like FEMALE midget pole dancer.

 

[wstein]

granted, but your catherine zeta jones look a like has purple back hair, a ozzing puss filled sore on her lip, crossed eyes, feet that smell like rotten limburger cheese, a strange rash on her belly that she shows to everyone, and a nice thick beard.

I wish the real catherine zeta jones didn't have any of the afflictions that the look alike midget pole dancer in Ohm's bedroom, has.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..she looks like the rock and she is in your bedroom...heheheh

I wish the rock was in mine!!!!!

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted,..she looks like the rock and she is in your bedroom...heheheh

I wish the rock was in mine!!!!!

Granted but the rock weighs more than your bed and collapses

I wish sandshaker had stronger floor boards

 

[wstein]

granted, but she still has this kinky craving for rocks

I wish someone would explain to sand that they are just rocks