Corrupt-a-Wish

[Diving Doc]

oops I was too slow wish i wasn't

Granted but now you can only type in Swahili and nobody understands you.

Sandshaker speaking like yoda wish he wasnt hmmm

 

[wstein]

granted, she instead talks like goldmember.......


i wish sand would put away the roller skates

 

[dschulte]

Granted, Sand now has a Segway.

I wish wstein's rooster would dance like my monkey.
:monkeydan

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you now have a chicken dancing monkey

I wish ds would stop playing god and splicing dancing monkey genes with dancing chicken genes (side effect is now we have egg throwing monkeys...)

 

[dschulte]

Granted, I have stopped playing God and cooked the monicken.

I wish omhdiver would not slurp his monicken noodle soup.
:monkeydan

 

[wstein]

granted, he just shoves his face in it

I wish ohm wouldn't shove his face in a big bowl of steaming hot moniken noodle soup

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, I shove the whole pot in my face... mm, mm good...

I wish that monicken soup didn't make me hungrier...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it makes you do the worm when people say groovy.

i wish friday didn't happen

 

[dschulte]

Granted, it is now Monday again of the same week, looking forward to Friday.

I wish ScubaMike05 has a great Friday.
:monkeydan

 

[wstein]

granted, it was so good, he had a choice between a root canal or an IRS audit

I wish Scubamike hadn't tried hiding all his assets in Enron stock