Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted but as i get taller you get shorter

I wish OHM would move out of lilliput

granted I move to the land of Ompha Loompahs and live with you

I wish Doc had a bigger "flat" and stop singing

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, his "flat" becomes big enough to have its own gravitational field and starts chanting and hitting himself in the head with a tablet.

I wish ohmdiver would at least wear deodorant in the land of Ompha Loompahs.

 

[wstein]

granted, however he forgets to wash his feet

I wish Ohm's feet didn't smell like old musty rotten cheese

 

[sandshaker]

Granted they don't but they taste like it and wstein absolutely loves it...eeehhhwwww

I wish wstein was not into FEET!!!!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED, hheee, heee, he has reverted to longing after toothless, hairy, holotoisis, unwashed, 6 fingered midget pole dancers named bob.

I wish wstein was so specific

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, he now just say's he likes Bob.

I wish jc would have taken us all to Fiji with her!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but were are you?

I wish jc would have remembered to include heli with the rest of us....

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but heli gets detained by fiji authorities for looking like a wanted fugitive.

I wish heli won't get a large inmate named bubbah

 

[wstein]

granted, he gets one name bobby leroy

I wish heli didn't cry at night in prison

 

[Diving Doc]

granted, he gets one name bobby leroy

I wish heli didn't cry at night in prison

Granted but now he is in a cell with bob practicing his nude pole dancing to the tune of the tele tubbies over and over and over and over again

I wish bob had better music