Corrupt-a-Wish

[dschulte]

Welcome to the VIP room; meet your 5'2" 400lbs stripper....Bob.:11: :no

I wish Bob would not shake it!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted- Bob sets it right in your lap

I wish ds would stop walking funny...

 

[wstein]

granted, he just sits there with a funny smile

I wish ds wouldn't sit there staring at everyone all funny

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he is only staring at Bob

I wish Bob would stop giggling at ds

 

[wstein]

granted he instead start giggling at ohm

I wish bob would spin around the pole wearing something more then his g-string

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he is now wearing the $20 in ones you placed in his g-string and the pink poddle you gave him for luck

I wish the pink poddle would stop going for Bob's throat and we could leave...

 

[wstein]

granted, but the poodle goes after something else

I ohm would stop cheering for the poodle

 

[ToriZ]

Fine.. He stops cheering and punches bob. He's then thrown out by the bouncer and bob takes an interest in you....

I wish I could get that image out of my head...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, now you have an image of the poddle

I wish wstein and bob all the happiness in the world...

 

[dschulte]

Granted, but after the ceremony they move in with you.

I wish you had a one bedroom apartment and no couch.
:monkeydan