Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but bob gets jealous of ohm and leaves me for ds

I wish gstring bob and dschulte the best

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, they have the 'best' midget dancing pole in the world and you can't play on it 'cause your to tall.

I wish stein wasn't so tall.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he is now not tall, however he seeks consuling for his midget pole dancing fetish, but he will only talk to heli when he is drunk on beer and tequila.

I wish wstein wouldn't talk like a yoda practicing pig latin when he is trying to confide in heli

 

[dschulte]

Granted, but now he is a mime and you are forced to watch him.

I wish I lived closer to some cooler dive sites.
:monkeydan

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you now live on top of the wreck of the Endurance (think Shackleton)

I wish Ds remembered to get a heated drysuit...

 

[wstein]

granted....it is heated with warm pee

I wish DS remembered that it is a dry suit for a reason

 

[steelemagnolia6]

granted but that is the only thing that is remembered...


I wish that it was warmer

 

[wstein]

granted, it is very warm inside of DS's drysuit

I wish steel would share DS's drysuit

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but due to an interaction between bob and ds, steel now has a rash....

I hope steele finds a cure for that rash...

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, he'll find the cure in one of wstein's home brews. But to get it,he has to perform on one of those midget dance poles for hours.

I wish I don't get that rash!