Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted but his next trip is to see Diving Doc and his prison room mate...

I wish ToriZ is able to cope...

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, she is able but her DAD isn't and he grounds her for a year from posting on SB.

I wish ohm would send us pictures of his trip.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but ohm has to wait for them.

I wish ohm had his own digital underwater camera...

 

[Fuzzmutton]

Granted. When camera is later recovered after the mysterious disappearance of ohm on a dive to use it for the first time the police will review the images on the camera and remark to themselves how the last one strangely resembles killer whale tonsils.

I wish everytime I had to do a surface swim someone would give me a tired diver tow. Ahhhhh.....

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted. When camera is later recovered after the mysterious disappearance of ohm on a dive to use it for the first time the police will review the images on the camera and remark to themselves how the last one strangely resembles killer whale tonsils.

I wish everytime I had to do a surface swim someone would give me a tired diver tow. Ahhhhh.....

Granted but they tow you into a sewer by mistake.

I wish Fuzzmutton would wash her dive gear! It stinks!!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED, but Fuzzmutton washes her gear but uses the trunk of your car as a rinse tank.

I wish this explains diving docs poor gas mileage

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but now ohm cant afford his own gas mileage and has to ride on a scooter!

I wish the trunk of my car didn't smell so bad

 

[Fuzzmutton]

Granted. It doesn't, because you have now traded in your car for a lime green Yugo with a fun-fur upholstery job on the inside .

I wish Diving Doc and ohmdiver would quit being so mean to me.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted. It doesn't, because you have now traded in your car for a lime green Yugo with a fun-fur upholstery job on the inside .

I wish Diving Doc and ohmdiver would quit being so mean to me.

Granted but now nobody talks to you at all

I wish fuzzmutton wouldnt make me drive a yugo (and she says im mean to her!!)

 

[Brewone0to]

Granted,But now all you have for transportation is an Oxen and cart.

I wish I could go diving this weekend