Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted but your day dives it will suck..

My company is moving and I wish it was all over with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fuzzmutton]

Granted. They decided not to move, but to close their doors instead


I wish I looked less seal-like in my wetsuit and more like Jessica Alba.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted. They decided not to move, but to close their doors instead


I wish I looked less seal-like in my wetsuit and more like Jessica Alba.

Granted by Jessica has put on 200lb and has facial hair

I wishg fuzzmutton would buy a new razor

 

[Fuzzmutton]

Granted. I bought a new RAZOR, but you get billed for all my minutes and I'm long-winded (heh heh, you spelled it wrong diving doc )


I wish the 200 lbs I put on was all in the chest and the facial hair was lovely long eyelashes!!:10:

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but the eyelashes are coming out your nose!!!

I wish fuzzmutton would invest in a nasal hair plucker

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted but now you have nasal hair all over your new regs.

I wish I was done paying for my next trip.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but your trips been cancelled with no refunds.

I wish I could get this taste of hair out of my regulators

 

[wstein]

granted, instead you now have the taste of burnt hair in your regulator

I wish diving doc wouldn't burn his nose hairs before he goes diving

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but hes now burnt his underpants.

I wish burnt knicker elastic didnt smell so rotten

 

[ToriZ]

Fine it smells so good that you decided you enjoy the taste so much you burn every pair of underpants you find and get charged with arson and sent to jail with a cell mate that thinks you smell good.

I wish WarrenZ would pay for me to go on his next trip too.