Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted porn stars now voice their opinions on David Letterman

I wish Dave was on earlier...

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is only available on pay per view do to the the porn stars ummmmm...well, doing what porn stars do

I wish ohm didn't go broke watching all that pay per view of the porn stars

 

[ohmdiver]

granted as ohm's screen name is "Lance Goodthrust" and is paid residuals for his frequent visits with Jenna Jameson on the show...


I wish my leather bill was less than my pay per view bill...

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but your pay per view cost you all your trip money and now you can't go to Florida. Your stuck in six feet of snow with no vis.

I wish ohm didn't have a porn fetish.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, now I have a death wish, but I am not going alone!

I wish it would only snow on heli

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is ohm's dandruff.

I wish heli would buy ohm some Selsun Blue...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted but it turns out it was NAIR....

I wish heli would buy a toupee....dreadlocks would be nice

 

[ohmdiver]

granted heli is now a rastifarion

I wish heli inner happiness and peace..

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, heli is always happy when he's inner.

I wish ohm a safe trip in Florida.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...I can't corrupt that one!!!!!

I wish I was able to corrupt that wish...