Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted m3830431 gets damn beaver divers

I wish m3830431 doesn't get sick and have to go to hospital

American translation...I wish m3830431 doesn't get sick and have to go to THE hospital

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, he gets to dive outside of dams were the vis is a lot better in water than in concrete .

I wish I get to work on my resue diver course this summer, and PASS .

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, he gets to dive outside of dams were the vis is a lot better in water than in concrete .

I wish I get to work on my resue diver course this summer, and PASS .

Granted but rescue divers are now limited to a depth of 1 foot.

I wish those beavers wouldnt swim underneath me

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. the swim behind you and chew on your fins..

I wish diving doc, got some new fins that the beavers wouldnt chew...

 

[Scuba-Jay]

Granted except now some creepy spirit has inhabited Docs fins, and every time he goes diving the fins try to chew the beavers!!!!

I wish my left pinky toe nail didnt grow at twice the rate of its friends!!

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted except now some creepy spirit has inhabited Docs fins, and every time he goes diving the fins try to chew the beavers!!!!

I wish my left pinky toe nail didnt grow at twice the rate of its friends!!

Granted but now your pinky toe is three times longer than your foot

I wish I could stop chewing beavers:14:

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but now your stuck chewing scuba-jays pinky toe nail.

I wish I didn't put that image in my mine .

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, but now your stuck chewing scuba-jays pinky toe nail.

I wish I didn't put that image in my mine .

Granted but you now have a real photograph of it hanging on your wall

I wish heliflyer had a camera so he could take some new piccies

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but he can he lets a friend borrow it

I wish heli wouldn't loan his camera to maplethorp

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but he has just given it to maplethorpe

I wish heliflyer wasnt so gullible