Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted but now it is a chia-cow...

I wish I was diving right now!!!!

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... but its in the holding tank at your local sewage filtration plant...

i wish i got more sleep last night...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but now you will only get 2 hours of sleep a night..

I wish ol' Karma was able to get more than a few winks a night...

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, but now you will only get 2 hours of sleep a night..

I wish ol' Karma was able to get more than a few winks a night...

Granted, but now he over sleeps every time there is a dive trip going!!

I wish ol' karma didnt keep missing the boat

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. i get to all dive boats on time.. but every one of them leak and sink before the boat leaves the dock...

i wish i wasnt so jinxed..

 

[Diving Doc]

granted.. i get to all dive boats on time.. but every one of them leak and sink before the boat leaves the dock...

i wish i wasnt so jinxed..

Granted, but to avoid the jinx you are never allowed to leave your house!!

I wish bad karma could leave his house

 

[sandshaker]

Granted but his house leaves him..

I wish I had something better to eat 4 lunch...

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. but you looked away, and i ate it..

i wish it wasnt snowing out..

 

[sandshaker]

****that is crazy that it is snowing***** it is about 65 degrees here today, it has been colder the past few though*****

Granted,.. It is 120 degrees out....

I wish Karma will not melt in the 120 degree heat

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but he almost drowns from the floods created by all the melting snow.

I wish sand could know what real cold weather feels like, 65degrees is not cold!