Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted they get 1000 mpg. Now the incontinent Sean Connery impersonators are looking to move to florida to drive slow.

I wish sand has enough bathrooms for all the incontinent Sean Connery impersonators

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...but it is just holes drilled through the foundation..eewwhhh....

I wish all my scuba boarders compadres would pitch in and buy me an Aston Martin and pay for a life time of gas...awwhhh too sweet :shakehead

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it has a standard transmission, is only running on 3 out of 8 cylinders, burns oil faster than gas, and has a top speed of 5 miles per hour. ( this might explain her avatar)

I wish sand can drive a stick shift...

 

[Diving Doc]

granted but it has a standard transmission, is only running on 3 out of 8 cylinders, burns oil faster than gas, and has a top speed of 5 miles per hour. ( this might explain her avatar)

I wish sand can drive a stick shift...

Granted but in learning that he has forgotten how to use his accelorator

I wish Americans would use gear sticks instead of stick shifts

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted. But we refuse to drive on the other side of the road

I wish DD would explain the diffrence to us all...

 

[Bad Karma]

Granted... but you were not online so you missed the explanation..

I wish my VW Diesel had more power...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, it now has more power than 15 three legged gerbils.

I wish BK would take better care of his gerbils better...

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, he takes very good care of them or his buyer, Richard Gear, would find a new Gerbil farm.

I wish I had a cow

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... but Richard Gere buys it after he discovers my 15 3 legged gerbils are too small for him...

I wish heliflyer got his cow back..

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is shaved

I wish heli's cow grows it's coat back and doesn't freeze...