British Holy Ark II request Joke
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Bren Tierney
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AP: "Is this the right room for an argument?"
Instructor: "I've told you once......"
Instructor: "I've told you once......"
clive francis
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there was a funny as hell programme on friday night, a commedian with a neck brace, can't remember his name now, but we were laughing so much, my wife almost went into labor!
for those that saw it the best part was when the bear was interviewing liberty x!
for those that saw it the best part was when the bear was interviewing liberty x!
Irishdiver
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I see that Ali G has made a big impression in the US - mostly negative, though - with his new show, which started last week.
In one interview Cohen, as Ali G, puts questions to former CIA director James Woolsey. "Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll," he says. "Who actually shot JR?"
In another spoof interview during the show, the former US attorney general Richard Thornburgh is asked: "So when's it all right to murder someone?" Mr Thornburgh, shocked, replies: "Never". Ali G persists: "But what if de call your ma a ho?"
Me, I think that's funny. Have the folks over in the States lost their ability to laugh at themselves?
Full story in the Guardian
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In one interview Cohen, as Ali G, puts questions to former CIA director James Woolsey. "Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll," he says. "Who actually shot JR?"
In another spoof interview during the show, the former US attorney general Richard Thornburgh is asked: "So when's it all right to murder someone?" Mr Thornburgh, shocked, replies: "Never". Ali G persists: "But what if de call your ma a ho?"
Me, I think that's funny. Have the folks over in the States lost their ability to laugh at themselves?
Full story in the Guardian
ut:clive francis
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i think he is so funny.
his jokes are meant to be at someone elses expense, he has done it to countles british people, so why can't he have a pop at the americans?
his jokes are meant to be at someone elses expense, he has done it to countles british people, so why can't he have a pop at the americans?
clive francis
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some how i don't think that will happen
divegary
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Makes me give some thought to buying a tv.
Rev. Blade
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This reminds me of a story my dad told me about a fishing trip.
He was out fishing, and could not remember if he had his license along. As he got out his wallet, it fell out of the boat. He was going to try to scoop it up with his net, when a carp grabbed it out of the water.
The carp spit out the wallet, but another carp quickly grabbed it. This continued for a while... one carp would grab it, then spit it to another carp. It was the first time my dad ever saw carp to carp walleting.
British humour- makes me miss "Father Ted".
Father Ted : Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much.
Father Dougal : Ted, I forgot you had the money- I was just going to tell you your fly's open.
Father Ted : Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much.
Father Dougal : Ted, I forgot you had the money- I was just going to tell you your fly's open.
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