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Banana drama

Discussion in 'Basic Scuba' started by mr bubbles, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. Papa_Bear

    Papa_Bear Dive Equipment Manufacturer

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    About as bad as someone suing over hot coffee, but they did, and won! Next I would sue for petty theft and assault! Loss of Banana pleasure and nutrition and creating fear of bananas and boats! Worth millions! :popcorn:
     
  2. Papa_Bear

    Papa_Bear Dive Equipment Manufacturer

    # of Dives: I'm a Fish!
    Location: Beaumont CA
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    How about this one? "Hey git rid of that banana!" I am of you'll back off, it will be gone in 5 bites! That would solve all the problems? Right!

    I can see this for next season on Discovery Channel: "The worlds deadliest cargo!" "Join the MEN of the banana boat fleet as the haul their deadly catch across vast empty oceans with no Ice Burgs, Warm Waters, Warm Temperatures in the 80's, and Tropical Breezes blowing across the decks of the boats that carry the WORLDS DEADLIEST CARGO!" "You will never look at YELLOW the same way again!" "Meet captain Franks as he deals with the banana eating crew!" and "Deals with the slippery decks of the banana boat from all those peels!" "Watch as the Coast guard has to rescue the injured first mate form the steady deck of the Southern Trader, because he sprained his ankle playing shuffle board on a discarded peel!" "The action never stops from the plantations to the fruit market to the deck of an ill fated dive boat off the coast of Alabama where SOMEONE GOINA GET THERE BANANA TOSSED!":popcorn:
     
  3. DandyDon

    DandyDon Old men ought to be explorers ScubaBoard Supporter

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    Sure! That would have been a nicer way for the captain to put it! Would you really comply without arguing?! You!

    Somehow I just cannot visualize you cooperating so easily! You might! But I'd be amazed!

    ! :D !
     
  4. goldenbear01

    goldenbear01 Contributor

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    here's the latest in wacky lawsuits starring everyone's favorite ex-administrative judge \: Roy Pearson's Latest Lawsuit - Offbeat

    looks like he is continuously the victim of injuries that cause him humiliation and mental anguish...poor guy...
     
  5. Eastbayfe

    Eastbayfe Captain

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    Location: Manteo, NC
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    I took this shot at the Hatteras Marlin Tournament. That's a "no bananas" sticker in the window.
     

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  6. Darcey

    Darcey Divemaster Candidate

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    What about dancing bananas? Are they a no no too? :banana:

    SAVE THE DANCING BANANAS!
     
  7. Garrobo

    Garrobo Contributor

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    If the skipper grabs my banana he's going overboard. Garr don't play that game.
     
  8. DandyDon

    DandyDon Old men ought to be explorers ScubaBoard Supporter

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    It's alive! The thread lives...!!

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  9. alcina

    alcina Missing Diva. ScubaBoard Supporter

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    ROFLMAO ... I hadn't seen this thread, but boy do some people get their knickers in a twist fast and profoundly :D :D

    Perhaps lightening up and having a bit of fun over something silly wouldn't be the worst thing in the world?

    DD - LOVE all the dancin' bananas!
     
  10. Papa_Bear

    Papa_Bear Dive Equipment Manufacturer

    # of Dives: I'm a Fish!
    Location: Beaumont CA
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    I would love to add something, but I have to have a banana on my boat! :D
     

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