It must be liberating for Ruben to not have to hide his true nick name any more. Now remember Ruben, it was Todd that let the cat out of the bag.jetfixer:
We want to change Ruben's sn (DrJet) to Chorizo, as we had to stuff him into a tight rental suit at the wrinkles dive. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, Ruben. But it was not fair to have an inside joke.
However, how should people refer to him:
Mr. Chorizo
Big Chorizo
El Chorizo
Señor Chorizo
Super Chorizo
Chorizo Diver
Everyone's Favorite Chorizo
The Chorizo from Hell
The Singing Chorizo
The Dancing Chorizo
The Flying Chorizo
The Swinging Chorizo
The possibilities are practically endless!
Will he be inducted into the "Chorizo Hall of Fame"?
What do you think? Call 976-CHORIZO and let us know. Operators are standing by.
Christian