There was a wonderful story that was making the rounds a few years ago. I heard it while waiting to board a long United flight to somewhere overseas...one of those 12+ hour is-it-ever-going-to-end flights....
The story took place at O'hare Airport late one evening. The last United flight to somewhere hadn't boarded yet, everybody waiting, and the gate agent come son the PA system. "Folks, I'm afraid we are making a equipment change so everyone will have to get a new boarding pass. Please line up at the counter, and I'll issue them. We have lots of time, there are plenty of seats for everyone, so no problem. Get in line, please." One officious looking fellow marches up to the front of the line that is forming, bangs his fist on the counter, and shouts, "I am not going to get in any stupid line, I want my new boarding pass right now." She respnds, "Sir, if you just get in line, you'll get your boarding pass." He looks at her, and shouts, "Do you have any idea who I am?" She looks at him, grabs her PA microphone, and says, "Folks, we have someone here who has no idea who he is. Can anyone help him?" He says, "F*** You!" She says, "Sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
So my flight to wherever takes off and after many hours I'm standing in the galley chatting with one of the flight attendants, and I tell her I'd heard this great story about a gate agent at O'Hare....she stops me, and says, "Oh, yeah, we've all heard that story!" I ask, "Is it true?" she looks at me and says, "We all hope so."
The story took place at O'hare Airport late one evening. The last United flight to somewhere hadn't boarded yet, everybody waiting, and the gate agent come son the PA system. "Folks, I'm afraid we are making a equipment change so everyone will have to get a new boarding pass. Please line up at the counter, and I'll issue them. We have lots of time, there are plenty of seats for everyone, so no problem. Get in line, please." One officious looking fellow marches up to the front of the line that is forming, bangs his fist on the counter, and shouts, "I am not going to get in any stupid line, I want my new boarding pass right now." She respnds, "Sir, if you just get in line, you'll get your boarding pass." He looks at her, and shouts, "Do you have any idea who I am?" She looks at him, grabs her PA microphone, and says, "Folks, we have someone here who has no idea who he is. Can anyone help him?" He says, "F*** You!" She says, "Sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
So my flight to wherever takes off and after many hours I'm standing in the galley chatting with one of the flight attendants, and I tell her I'd heard this great story about a gate agent at O'Hare....she stops me, and says, "Oh, yeah, we've all heard that story!" I ask, "Is it true?" she looks at me and says, "We all hope so."