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On a boat last week. The Captain gave instructions to the target.
"From the anchor, the wreck should be about 30 feet away at 60 degrees."

Reply from diver... "60 degrees in which direction?"

My team almost fell offf the boat we were laughing so hard.
 
We'll do our buddy check in the water

Normally followed shortly after by either:
i) Hey can you turn my air on or
ii) Can someone on the boat pass me my weightbelt?
 
A dsd once said to me he had trouble equalising, "my ears make a funny squeaking noise when I blow, here listen.......... Did you hear it?" Almost drowned from laughing
 
I feel SO much better after diving nitrox

how do you calibrate this thing?

I don't need to analyze it, I'll just leave my computer set for air.


(had an interesting day with nitrox yesterday...)
 
"Should we move our dive gear out of the rain?"
 
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