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With all the talk of "recruits" and "recruitment" in the article, they'll soon be a vast army of well-trained scallops just offshore waiting for the right moment to attack! Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'm bored....
LobstaMan
*The Mad Oceanographer glares at Lobstaman who is dangling over a pot of boiling water*
"You may have uncovered my evil plot to conquer the world using an army of genetically engineered scallop soldiers but its far too late to stop me Lobstaman!!!!! Muwahahahahaha!!!! Soon you will be nothing but a boiled Lobsta!!!!"
*Lobstaman cleverly holds up an egg that was in his pocket*
"Drat, an egger!!!! It looks like you have escaped my clutches this time! Quickly, throw him back before the Environmental Police see him and confiscate my Seabase!"
*Tune in next week to find out if Lobstaman can find enough toothpicks and bacon to defeat the scallop army!*
Sorry.... umm.... I have no idea what just came over me... I guess I was bored too....
Sometimes you actually scare me!:shocked2:
yeah, but Chris sure is fun to laugh at!!!
yeah, but Chris sure is fun to laugh at!!! I've got soo many Monty Python lines in my head from this summer on the boat that I should be able to entertain myself until at least February!
Ya just can't take this diving stuff too seriously. It's all about having a good time.