Not sue where I left off. Still In ICU, still hurt, and it's a week tomorrow. Nurses get a giggle when they ask me where I am and my reply is "Shambles" rather than Shands. Nice group of people who appear concerned and competent. Thought you should know.
Which circle of hell is "Shambles", I forget.

No diving for an additional 6 months.
Sorry to hear about the complications.

Hang in there! And yes humor is likely the best weapon ...
ETA: Funny like above is for the "shambles" part, not the ICU/hurting. Consider this a suggestion for multiple like variants per post ...