You MIGHT need a buoyancy control class if ...

[under water]

.. When you resemble a Polaris, Poseidon or Trident missile on ascent.

It's nice to see, in a humorous way, what the buoyancy/trim troubled people do. I'm not this bad, by far, but I usually don't take my hand off the inflator. The reason... just in case. I'd rather get laughed at than lectured.

Fresh Fish, You probably know this, but next dive, experiment with adjusting how much control you have with just your lungs. Don't hold your breath, but take either a deeper breath to go up or exhale more to go down. You will be surprised how much control you have with deep breaths and exhales alone.

Water and the Physical Laws That Affect All Divers

 

[Johan Broere]

you know more about worms in the sand than you do about fish.

What ? Fish ? Where ?

 

[Jax]

. . . . the stingrays have accepted you as "brother"

 

[ScubaTigress]

I might get spooked with the bug eyes popping out at me.

Everything DOES look bigger underwater

 

[Jax]

. . . it takes your divebudy and the DM . . . and the ANCHOR . . . to keep you in place during the safety stop!

 

[tasdiver]

Your using the pull and glide method on the way OUT at Ginnie Springs

 

[Dr Neil]

When your buddy uses you as a lift bag.

 

[Herk_Man]

The dive boat disappears forever in a whirlpool caused by your rapid descent.

 

[dementid]

this was just too funny on more than one occasion I was guilty of at least one of those items listed but better now

 

[dbulmer]

When you hate RoadRunner and think beep beep is your computer Or
you wear a T shirt with "Wile E Coyote is my friend" plastered over it