You MIGHT need a buoyancy control class if ...

[ScubaInChicago]

Mine usually says:
"Brace for impact"

I might get spooked with the bug eyes popping out at me.

 

[mselenaous]

17. While gripping the anchor line on your safety stop there's pee in your hood.

:shocked2:

 

[under water]

If you wear kneepads while diving.

 

[TSandM]

One of the reasons I love my X1 is that, no matter what I do, it shrugs and says, "Whatever . . . "

This is very helpful when I forget to gas switch the computer when I gas switch me.

 

[Peter_C]

When your buddy says "can you stop knocking my mask off with your special fins", aka hands.

^Working on him. First trim, then buoyancy. Hopefully then no more special fins.

 

[fresh_fish]

It's nice to see, in a humorous way, what the buoyancy/trim troubled people do. I'm not this bad, by far, but I usually don't take my hand off the inflator. The reason... just in case. I'd rather get laughed at than lectured.

...if your idea of a good dive consists of watching your bubbles stay below you on ascent.

 

[miketsp]

34 - ankle weights help you WALK upright.

 

[MichiganScott]

OMG!
This is hillarious, although it's kinda hard to explain to people (AT WORK) why I'm laughing at my computer, when I should be working hard.

 

[Rick Inman]

...when you release the trigger on your scooter and, even though you're pushing both BC and DS inflaters full blast, still crash the scooter nose-first into a silt-bomb.

(Yup. Guilty!)

 

[Jax]

If your dive profile looks like a cardiogram.....

:lol: My favorite!