You MIGHT need a buoyancy control class if ...

[deco_martini]

If your dive profile looks like a cardiogram.....

 

[nilsdiver]

If your dive profile looks like a cardiogram.....

Errr.... What if your cardiogram looks like a dive profile? :angel:

 

[Scuba31]

You may need to work on buoyancy control when you look like a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I'm loving this thread

 

[Jax]

#25 The boat uses YOU shooting out of the water, instead of looking for an SMB.

 

[Jax]

#26 You find out that all those people waving at you in the water weren't being nice; they were motioning you to get your trim under control.

 

[Sas]

#19 : you adjust your DC safety stop to 6m/18ft so when you breath you have a chance to remain below 3m/9ft (just readjusted mine to proper level very recently ;-)

Don't dive much in big seas then?

 

[irishsquid]

27.) You grab at bubbles to slow your descent.

 

[BuoyantC]

#28 You grab the anchor line to do your safety stop and next you know you AND the anchor line are breaking surface.

 

[Hragin]

#29, Your new dive computer never activates

 

[ScubaInChicago]

30. You add 30lbs of additional weight to sink yourself before realizing the drysuit has a dump valve.....