You know you're a scuba diver when...

[bowlofpetunias]

You proudly wear a DUI test diver hat even though you have to explain to everyone that no you are not a DUI test driver and that DUI does not stand for driving under influance.

Your daily ritual when you get home from work or get up in the morning is to check your email, then log on to scubaboard, then check facebook.

You are out running around with the non diving spouse and go to the dive shop for just a few minutes and leave with a very angry spouse 2 hours later.

You read a post like this one and start thinking of sending condolences to people with non diving spouses

Spoiler

no don't flame me.. I know there are some non divers who are such wonderful people that it is justifiable to overlook that "flaw"

.. I know I am 2 X lucky

 

[SteveTW]

....when your cell phones ring tone is a "bubbles" sound so you feel nearer to the water.
(mine is!)

I'll get back to you on this. My daughter put it on my phone, I'll have to ask her. Will get back to you.nthephone:
Steve

 

[bowlofpetunias]

I'll get back to you on this. My daughter put it on my phone, I'll have to ask her. Will get back to you.nthephone:
Steve

 

[Jax]

I'll get back to you on this. My daughter put it on my phone, I'll have to ask her. Will get back to you.nthephone:
Steve

 

[msg]

when you keep a wetsuit hanging in your bathtub.

 

[SteveTW]

OK, I couldn't find my original ringtone out there but found one just like it. Hope I can mention web sites here. Go to:
Myxer - Download Ringtones and More
Click on "Ringtones"
Ringtone Categories on the right...
click on Sound Effects...
go to "Find"
type in "Bubbles"
click on"Bubbles" (the first one)
click on "customize it first"
click on "Loop" and then hit PLAY to hear it...
If you want it, click on "CONTINUE"...
by the way, it's free.

Steve

 

[Jax]

OK, I couldn't find my original ringtone out there but found one just like it. Hope I can mention web sites here. Go to:
Myxer - Download Ringtones and More
Click on "Ringtones"
Ringtone Categories on the right...
click on Sound Effects...
go to "Find"
type in "Bubbles"
click on"Bubbles" (the first one)
click on "customize it first"
click on "Loop" and then hit PLAY to hear it...
If you want it, click on "CONTINUE"...
by the way, it's free.

Steve

Love ya, Steve!!!!

 

[SteveTW]

You're welcome JAX. Hope you liked it.
Steve

 

[Montana Diver]

You must be a scuba diver when you can justify the expense of a DUI CLX to dive in 15' vis of cold MT reservoirs.

 

[Ghanguss]

When you keep seeing a miniature you swimming through your aquarium