You know you're a scuba diver when...

[Atomic_Diver]

When you get offend by non divers calling a Scuba cylinder an Oxygen Tank...

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When you can't fathom why someone would want to see the pyramids... because there is no diving involved!

 

[Atomic_Diver]

When you sit in your bathtub with your scuba gear on, and head under water... I have actully done it...

 

[Bronson]

YOU know you are a scube diver when.....

You wife has to sit in the car back seat because your front seat is reserved for your scuba bag....

 

[Atomic_Diver]

:lol: mine sits in my lap.... You know your a scuba diver when your pic on your c-card looks better than your pic on your Drivers License

 

[dpwrkK5]

every time you see a ship you think what a awesome dive it would be.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When you get offend by non divers calling a Scuba cylinder an Oxygen Tank...

:blush: I used to be one of the guilty ones... I had been using oxygen cylinders at work for years... now I have trouble when I teach oxygen delivery courses because I keep slipping talking about the AIR instead of OXYGEN .. My students keep giving me a rough time about it!:shocked2:

 

[jphelps9196]

In a relaxed restaurant there was a surf and turf special (lobster and sirloin). The waiter said I could pick out my own if i wished. I asked if I could dive in the tank and pick them out that way. He joking said yeah sure. I went out and got a mask and my dive knife out and came back. The group I was with were laughing as the poor waiter almost pissed himself and let his jaw drop. As the manager came up I said eh...no need that one. The manager was a great sport and when I told him about what had happened he laughed and gave the group 3 deserts.

When I share this story with my family and my 9-year laughs, then asks if the diver was certified for lobster tanks!

 

[Atomic_Diver]

:lol: ... You know your a diver when you think Air, Oxygen, Nitrox, Trimix, Heliox, and then wonder about Chlorox...

 

[PRL]

When you are hoping for an Arctic blast because the ice is to thin.
When your dive gear includes a chain saw and a snow shovel