You know you're a scuba diver when...

[sassyalice]

Come home from a 2 week vacation in mexico with no tan

 

[bowlofpetunias]

... you put on your dive-mask to cut onions.

:shocked2:honest.. my hubby thanksforallthefish does that

 

[Yellowmask]

When you're reading a GI Joe comic where they're exploring a sunken ship, and you turn to the person beside you excitedly and go "Look, they did their research on this one, you see how he's got a full-face mask with the hoses going over both shoulders and a tank slung by his waist, that means it's a rebreather, which would be a good idea if you wanted to explore a confined space over a long period of time without dragging lots of tanks around with you..."

...and then you realise you are a geek in so many ways, it's not true.

 

[xeptra]

Dunno if it's been said:

When you consider putting a white stripe across the hood of your red car to make a dive flag.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

What a brilliant idea! :daydreaming: but dive flags here are blue.. so next car we buy we should get a blue one :daydreaming:

 

[kathydee]

When you take a hit directly off your friends trimix tank valve just to get a preview !

 

[Karel26]

When you can't stay of scuba board. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When you can't stay of scuba board. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

:dropmouth: :doh: really?

 

[Bogie]

When you blow snot on the carpet, while wearing your dirty reading glasses, thinking your clearing your mask.

When your mouth has the oval look like Cartman, caused by too much regulator use.

When your eating a fish dinner with head on and you think you recognize it from a previous dive.

When Master Card calls to check on purchases charged from “I Dream of Jeannie Dive Shop”.

 

[Karel26]

When you can't stay away from scubaboard. .

Live to dive and Dive and dive to live. . . . :burnout: