You know you're a scuba diver when...

[guppie9]

When you try out your new dive gear in the shower....you know....just to see how it feels.

 

[Jax]

When you try out your new dive gear in the shower....you know....just to see how it feels.

And you live in Alaska! Dude! :worship:

 

[jupitermermaid]

When you watch a movie (no matter how bad it is) just because there's a small diving scene involved.

 

[Crackerjack]

when you find your new dive mag and porno under your kids bed and yell at them for the dive mag because you wernt done reading it.

 

[Arizona_SVO]

When you're too proud to admit you bought a spare-air so you make an adapter to fill up your tires to justify the expense. Not that I have done this... it was somebody else....

 

[bnc1978]

your friends, family and work colleges ask on monday...


"so where did you dive this weekend?"

 

[bnc1978]

...find yourself in a crowd and get the urge to take a deep breath, couple of kicks and glide above them!

oh so sad, have done this waaaaayyy to many times!!

 

[bnc1978]

for your first dive of the day the following occurs:-

your or your buddy's mask seals fail,
you or your buddy snap a fin strap (or two)
your or your buddy blow an o-ring, and;
your dive buddy requires feminine hygenie products,.

AND, all of the above are covered by your "save a dive kit" - (and you get a second dive in!!)

true story!!

 

[Scuba Do]

You are thirty feet under water breathing through a tube attached to a tank of compressed air on your back. Duh!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

You are thirty feet under water breathing through a tube attached to a tank of compressed air on your back. Duh!

:doh: :lol: :doh: now I have it figured