You know you're a scuba diver when...

[Jax]

You are thirty feet under water breathing through a tube attached to a tank of compressed air on your back. Duh!

It took that long to get a right answer!!!

 

[Yellowmask]

I got one... You know you're a scuba diver when your beloved asks you what you want for your birthday and you reply "A big steel bottle full of air, please, darling".

 

[natew]

When you consider the value of everything in your home that's not diving related in terms of what piece of gear you could buy if you sold it.

When you actually sell crap around the house you haven't used for years just so you can buy more dive gear.

 

[BigDaveInOz]

When your boss tells you that you have to choose between your job or completing your Dive Master course because you are taking too much off and you reply with "thanks for the opportunity to work with you" as you walk out the door to head to the shop to go for a dive. (True story so if anyone knows of a job in Adelaide Australia let me know!!)

 

[mudchick]

Good on you, mate!

 

[Dirty-Dog]

How about:
When what you thought was going to be a simple appendectomy turns into a collectomy for metastatic cancer, you grab your calendar to make sure there's time to heal before your next scheduled trip.

8 days since surgery now, with (see .sig) to go...

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Good luck :consolation:

 

[Cerebral_Origami]

How about:
When what you thought was going to be a simple appendectomy turns into a collectomy for metastatic cancer, you grab your calendar to make sure there's time to heal before your next scheduled trip.

8 days since surgery now, with (see .sig) to go...

Good luck man!

(Love the count down)

 

[slyon]

When you look forward to filing your taxes because you've already committed your refund check to buying new gear.

 

[ohmdiver]

when you have been following this thread since May of 2005....