You know you're a scuba diver when...

[ClevelandDiver]

I've considered getting rid of mine..........and I'm in love with my car. Sven just had his one year birthday yesterday. He would be sobbing if he only knew.......

trailier hitch.

 

[pennypue]

trailier hitch.

Thought about that, but being a guy, he's turbo. Not sure how well he'd take to that.
Might be kinda like being married to a ball and chain for him.........could ruin our relationship.

 

[ClevelandDiver]

Thought about that, but being a guy, he's turbo. Not sure how well he'd take to that.
Might be kinda like being married to a ball and chain for him.........could ruin our relationship.

Sven? Turbo? Saab?????

 

[DrSteve]

If you really consider setting your tank next to your bath and taking a winter time plunge to log some bottom time!

 

[Firebrand]

You have more c cards then credit cards

Guilty!

 

[DI_Guy]

when get tired of telling everyone that "off gassing" is not the same as "passing wind"

 

[Diversion]

...find yourself in a crowd and get the urge to take a deep breath, couple of kicks and glide above them!

 

[MSilvia]

Look in my photo gallery and see why my dog thinks I'm crazy.

Because you haven't put spring straps on those Quattros? Smart dog.

 

[Jamdiver]

-When you use hand signals all the time instead of talking. (ok/stop/something's wrong)
- When you talk about your gear like a proud father would of his children !
- You think of your last dive to relax yourself or pass the time.
- You practice basic skills in your mind and breathe like you're using a regulator all the time.
- You obsessively/compulsively check your gear every few days.

 

[Jamdiver]

Two more...
-You compare everything to the price of dive gear to determine if it's expensive.
And finally....
You think of diving all the time!