You know you're a scuba diver when...

[DrSteve]

You have about 100 times more scuba related favorites on your computer than anything else.

Does that mean more scuba links than porn? OK that's me.

Hehehe you come from a place called Beaver

 

[DrSteve]

you constantly dream of moving to a very warm place.

You might be a vintage diver (or my dad) when you comment about those new-fangled BC's never catching on when you can use a new plastic grocery bag every dive for free!

 

[adurso]

Just looking to have a little fun. Please complete the following phrase, You know you're a scuba diver when...

...your ten year old daughter points out movie divers never equalize and the rest of the family joins in picking apart the unrealities....

 

[SteveFass]

You are introduced to new people as, "This is _____. He's a scuba diver."

 

[pennypue]

Look in my photo gallery and see why my dog thinks I'm crazy. It took me forever to find something that would stay in place in the neoprene neck seal without shooting out when the air pressure built up. The latex wrist seals were easy, 16oz water bottles covered by 5mil gloves.

NIIIIIICE!!!

Maybe I should do that on the front porch for Halloween.
I usually have coffee, hot chocolate (baileys and peppermint schnapps too) and beer for the parents. Maybe I should set out a tank of nitrox too.

 

[ClevelandDiver]

NIIIIIICE!!!

Maybe I should do that on the front porch for Halloween.
I usually have coffee, hot chocolate (baileys and peppermint schnapps too) and beer for the parents. Maybe I should set out a tank of nitrox too.

That would work perfectly..... That's actually a $17 Mark V ice bucket I used to plug the neck. Scooping out the brains/ice of the haunted diver to make the parent's drink would be COOL!!!

Especially if you back it up with a sound track that let's out a tortured howl of pain when you open the dive helmet/ice bucket.

 

[pennypue]

That would work perfectly..... That's actually a $17 Mark V ice bucket I used to plug the neck. Scooping out the brains/ice of the haunted diver to make the parent's drink would be COOL!!!

Especially if you back it up with a sound track that let's out a tortured howl of pain when you open the dive helmet/ice bucket.

I bet you don't get many repeat trick or treaters!

 

[DiverEMT]

You have about 100 times more scuba related favorites on your computer than anything else.

I was making a comment to my husband about that when I was logging on today! lol :lol3:

 

[ClevelandDiver]

I bet you don't get many repeat trick or treaters!

I am 35 year old single guy.

I hide from trick or treaters, hopefully by going to a halloween party at a bar.

Me handing out candy by myself to little kids is a heck of a lot creeper and scary than any props I can come up with......

 

[Buoyant1]

--when your (non-diver) wife starts telling you how many diver down stickers/license plates she saw when she was driving home from her mothers..

--when you refer to your non-diving wife as "your non-diving wife" hahaha!